Sad-Eyed Puffins

Hope your chakras are re-aligned, Shove your rune-stones where the sun don't shine, Start a fire with your incense sticks, Promoting peace and love, but your still a prick, Mumbo-Jumbo, Sold to hypochondriacs

When your feeling low and sinking fast, Try reincarnation, with descendants from the past, Marie-Antoinette and Napoleon, Your spiritual guides to help you cross the road, Mumbo-Jumbo, Sold to hypochondriacs

Predict your future with tarot cards, Horoscopes to tell you who you are, Positive vibes penetrate your skin, Hypnotise the person deep within, Mumbo-Jumbo, Sold to hypochondriacs

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Find a guru, a holy man, Find a guru, in India or Pakistan, Find a guru to hold your hand, Find a guru to lead you to the promised land, I'll be your guru, just take my hand

I'll be your guru, lead you to the promised land, I'll take your money to find the truth, Like homoeopathy, it will be quite dilute, Mumbo-Jumbo, Sold to hypochondriacs, Have you found your guru yet?